The Evening Bark
Grave, slow, unshakeable. Tonight’s top story: the human said ‘walk’ and then did not walk.
GBN is the news network run entirely by dogs, broadcasting live from the living room. We cover the strangest beat on Earth: humans.
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Five dogs. Five shows. One newsroom in the living room.
Grave, slow, unshakeable. Tonight’s top story: the human said ‘walk’ and then did not walk.
Live from the bath, the park and the vet’s waiting room. Squirrels permitting.
Reviews human food he is not allowed to have. Was once given a single pea. Has not recovered.
Answers letters from dogs about their humans. Gentle. Devastating.
Unpopular opinions, delivered loudly. Baths are a conspiracy against smell.
The humans are packing. Every show covers it from its own angle, all week.
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Pepper reports live from your shop, park or event.
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