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The shows

Five dogs. Five shows. One newsroom in the living room.

Reg, basset hound in a tweed blazer and half-moon glasses
RegAnchor

The Evening Bark

Grave, slow, unshakeable. Tonight’s top story: the human said ‘walk’ and then did not walk.

Pepper, Jack Russell terrier in a red rain jacket with the GBN mic
PepperField reporter

Live on Scene

Live from the bath, the park and the vet’s waiting room. Squirrels permitting.

Gordo, pug with a napkin tucked into his collar
GordoFood critic

Gordo Tastes

Reviews human food he is not allowed to have. Was once given a single pea. Has not recovered.

Dr. Greta, retired greyhound in a cardigan and reading glasses
Dr. GretaAdvice

Dear Greta

Answers letters from dogs about their humans. Gentle. Devastating.

Nova, Siberian husky with headphones at a podcast mic
NovaHot takes

Nova Says

Unpopular opinions, delivered loudly. Baths are a conspiracy against smell.

This week’s big story Day 1 · Developing

Suitcase Watch

The humans are packing. Every show covers it from its own angle, all week.

  1. 18:00The Evening BarkA suitcase has been spotted in the hallway. The humans deny travel plans.
  2. 18:05Live on ScenePepper, live outside the house: there is a toothbrush in the suitcase. And no dog bed.
  3. 18:20Gordo TastesHoliday snacks have been packed. None for Gordo. Gordo reviews the smell.
  4. 18:40Dear Greta“My human is packing. Am I going too?” Signed, Worried in the Hallway.
  5. 19:00Nova SaysHot take: if you pack a suitcase, you pack the dog.

Coming up

  • The Vacuum Situation
  • Vet Day
  • The Diet
  • New Baby Inbound

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